You can reach me at email@example.com
If I don’t respond within 3 days, then send me another email.
If I still don’t respond then that probably means I’ve been kidnapped and thrown into a North Korean prison. So you should like, call North Korea or something.
As long as you’re not a dick, I promise to personally respond to your email and I’ll help you out the best I can.
But if you send me heartless advertising/PR emails or any canned email templates, I will troll the living fuck out of you.