A Fuck You Letter To 6 Meals A Day
Dear 6 meals a day,
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Alright now that I got that out of my system, lets talk like human beings.
You must be mighty proud of yourself.
It’s the year 2011, and you managed to take over the world.
You have succeeded in convincing everyone that eating 6 meals per day is not only better (than eating 3 meals) but mandatory if you want to lose weight, build muscle, and be healthy.
Hell, you even had me fooled at one point, but I broke free from your evil spell. So now I have my chance to tell you why you’re completely full of crap.
– “Eating 6 meals per day boosts your metabolism”
Well aren’t you the clever one. But yes, unfortunately I have to agree that eating 6 times per day does TECHNICALLY boost your metabolism, but so does eating 1, 2, or 3 times per day.
You see, every time you eat any amount of food, you have to account for the thermic effect of food(TEF). TEF is basically the amount of calories needed to process the food you just ate. A common way to measure the TEF is to take approx. 10% of the total calories you just ate, and that number is the number of calories it took to process the food.
So if you eat 300 calories, it will take 30 calories to process those calories. However, you can also eat a 2000 calorie meal, which will take 200 calories to process.
In the end it all adds up to the exact same amount. Eating 6 meals per day does nothing special for your metabolism, it’s just a very clever spin of words used my fitness marketers.
– “Eating 6 meals per day keeps you out of starvation mode”
So do you really think the human body is stupid? Do you actually think that if we don’t eat 6 meals per day that we go into starvation mode, lose all our muscle, and die?
If so, then you are stupid my friend. Do you think our hunter gatherer ancestors gave a shit if they ate 6 meals per day? Do you really believe that’s the reason they died at an early age? Hell no! They didn’t care how many times they ate per day and they didn’t die from starvation mode, they died because they got torn in half by saber tooth tigers.
Starvation mode is a complete myth. In fact, there are studies showing that the human body doesn’t enter any sort of “starvation mode” like state for at least 72 hours without food.
–“People who eat 6 meals per day have less cravings”
The reason people who eat 6 meals have less cravings is because they are eating in a very consistent and structured pattern.
These people tend to care more about their health, which is why they strive to eat every 2-3 hours per day. This causes the body to get used to a specific eating schedule, which is why these people tend have less cravings.
On the other hand, there is NOTHING special about the number 6. As long as you stick with some somewhat consistent meal frequency, let it be 1 meal, 2 meals, or 3 meals per day, your cravings will be pretty stable.
In fact, eating 6 meals a day has many disadvantages since most people never really feel full after each of those so called “mini meals.”
However, eating 2 or 3 big meals a day will help you stay full and satisfied.
– “People who eat 6 meals per day get to eat more food”
Yeah… this is technically true. When eating 6 small meals per day, you’re eating at greater frequencies throughout the day, and you’re probably eating more varied foods, but you’re also eating like a damn pigeon during those times. For most men, that’s only 300-400 per meal. I’ve personally tried eating 6 small meals a day, and I absolutely hate it.
Each meal is such a tease. Half a cup of yogurt or a couple of nuts, ha!
I want 2 giant bowls of yogurt, and I want 3 giant handfuls of nuts. Small meals throughout the day are just so unsatisfying. They tend to stimulate hunger even more for me since I don’t get full from an individual meal. It works for some people, but definitely not for me.
Or even one meal a day is pretty great 🙂
Stop the lying
I know it’s not all you’re fault. I know that there’s a boat load of cash to be made when meal frequency is increased, and I know that this letter probably won’t change people’s beliefs in eating 6 meals a day.
But hey, I’m trying. I’m just one man.
Do you think that it’s even slightly possible that you let people know that there’s nothing wrong with eating 3 meals or even less per day? Maybe you could tell them about your sworn enemy intermittent fasting.
Just let the people have options. Is that too much to ask?
Anyways, let me know if you want to start spreading the truth about meal frequency. See you later.
P.S. I already know what you’re going to decide, and I know that the mainstream media is never going to stop supporting you so… FUCK YOU!
To my readers: Before you start leaving me hate comments and death threats for bashing 6 meals a day, just understand this – if eating 6 times per day works for you, then that’s great. Don’t stop. I just want to let people know that eating 6 times a day is not their only option to lose fat, build muscle, and get healthy.