What Cheap Hookers And Overeating Have In Common

Note: Penetrating hookers is illegal in some countries. If you are thinking about inserting your reproductive organ into a hooker, you may arrested and sent to prison. I take absolutely no responsibilities for your actions

Ahh…cheap hookers.

They really are one of life’s great pleasures.

But what in the bloody hell do cheap hookers and overeating have in common.

The answer – they both elicit the same 3 feelings:

1) Shame

Banging a cheap hooker isn’t something a lot of people are proud of. You don’t see guys tweeting and updating their Facebook status about how they scored big time with Bambi Silverthong  last night.

For most guys, it’s a shameful thing to do, and most guys just don’t want to admit it.

Overeating is exactly the same. You overeat by 1000 calories because you had one too many slices of cake at dinner and you feel ashamed. You feel ashamed because you let yourself down. You screwed up on your diet for the day and now you have to live with the consequences.

2) Regret

So there you are, lying in the bed of a Motel 6.  Your $50 just walked out the door, and you’re lying in bed naked thinking “Why the fuck did I just do that, what if she had a STD.” The following morning, you tell yourself that things are going to be different, that you’re going to change and your $50 hooker habits are over.

Believe it or not, this is the same process most of you go through when screwing up on your diet and overeating. You overeat one day even though you knew it was wrong and spend the next few hours contemplating why you couldn’t have controlled yourself better.

Cheap hookers might be all fun at games at first, but you’re just gonna feel like crap after.

3) Disappointment

When it comes to cheap hookers, putting the sausage in the doughnut is never a truly enjoyable experience(at least I’ve been told). For many it’s a spur of the moment decision, which is why many people typically find it to be disappointing. It may be fun for the first 10 minutes, but afterwards when all is said and done, you can’t help but feel a little let down.

The same goes for overeating. Most people don’t plan on overeating. It’s a decision made on the spot when you have no control of your environment and the foods in it. During the first 10-15 minutes of overeating, you feel like you’re in a state of pure bliss. Everything tastes so damn good. But you know its wrong, and afterwards, you realize that you’ve already experienced this before.  You’ve already eaten hundreds of slices of pizza before, but every time it’s the same thing. It’s the same soft texture, the same taste, the same feeling.

Overeating and cheap hooker sex aren’t particularly exciting once its over, but people will always continue doing it.

My advice

Want my advice?

I want you to continue having sex with hookers, but only ones that cost as much as your weekly salary. That’s right. If you’re going to pay for sex, you might as well pay for the highest quality possible, I’m talking Tiger Woods/US politician level hookers(or as they call them, escorts). Also, since it’s going to cost you so much, you probably aren’t going to do it as often.

The same goes for overeating. Try to plan on it in advance and don’t do it with foods you’ve already eaten a hundred times before.

Don’t do it with that fast food burger you eat everyday or with that same tasteless bag of chips lying in your pantry. Do it with foods you rarely eat. Do it with a really good piece of steak or with your favorite dish of pasta.

As you can see, my stance on cheap hookers, overeating, or any bad habit for that matter are the same.

Bottom line: Don’t do it too often, but if you do, at least go all out and reward yourself with the very best.

Please don’t act on impulse and just do something because it’s right there and available.

So what do you think? Have any good cheap hooker sex stories to tell? Let me know in the comments.

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